You knew it was coming. I wouldn't be me if I didn't do it. Do what? What all writers eventually do. And they all apologize. But they do it anyway. Christie Blatchford does it... occasionally. Janice Kennedy did it. Others too. And I read every word. Do what? Write a heart-warming or heart-breaking column about their beloved pets.
So, yes, it's my turn. Not that I'm in the league of the 'Blatch and other columnists, but I do share their love of children, pet children that is. And I've had many and I have photos so it's time for reflection, stories, and photos.
Ah, yes the memories...
Schroeder Dog

So I can't believe that the only picture I have of Schroeder Dog is the one on the right. He's with my father and they adored each other. My father was a real animal lover right up until he died at age 85. Dogs and cats relaxed him and made him feel safe in his senior years.
So, no surprise that throughout my Ottawa life, I continued the tradition of animal family. Husband and I have always had a pet of one kind or another. Our last decade has been all about the Ragdolls. Ragdoll Cats that is. But first let me rewind a bit...
Mortimer the Cat .....

We called Mortimer the cat "Mort" or "Morton". Husband even made up a song he used to sing to him all the time: "Morton is a bad cat. He's as bad as he can be. I never knew a little cat could act so terribly. He always thinks that he's so good; it really is so sad. He never will be good at all because he is so bad...." He was kidding of course. He'd sing this to Mortimer as the cat was cuddled up beside him. I used to tell Mort not to listen to him.
Morton found his nirvana went we moved to the country, with a wooded acre. He became Country Mouser. He's hunt his territory for hours and bring home his little treasures and lay them out on the doorstep for us to admire in the morning. Some mornings there'd be 3 or 4 or more dead bodies. Sometimes it was just half a mouse or just the tail (yuck). Husband would get the Bucket of Death, scoop, and take the mouse bits across the road to the empty field we called the Mouse-oleum. Meanwhile, MortCat would be unrepentant. Once I even caught him torturing the little mice-things in the garage, making them run back and forth between his paws while I played Rescuer.

Mort stopped mousing when he was hit by a car one rainy evening; $3K later post-surgery, I decided his outdoor days were over. To keep himself amused, he took up Race-Boxing. He'd put his front paws in a box (pictured right) and push the box in a circuit from living room, foyer, kitchen, dining room and back to the living room. It was hysterical to watch.
He really was a remarkable animal child. I easily trained him to walk on a leash, much to the amusement of the neighbours. He'd strut along the road (no sidewalks), tail held high, and turn back only when he was ready (not me). Sometimes, I'd roller blade and he'd walk next to me. When we got a dog (that's coming) I'd walk both of them on two leashes .... I actually did this. No pix unfortunately but those were indeed the days....
But, alas, one day Mortimer got old. He refused to walk more than one house and I'd have to carry him back indoors. Eventually he became an indoor kitty, with health problems, limping, almost diabetic, and with me having to give him saline by intravenous under his skin to rehydrate him. One morning when I was sitting on the couch, he climbed up, looked me squarely in the eyes, and cried, "Enough"! I got the message. I knew it was time..
Goldie the Wonder Dog..
When MortCat was 10 years old, Goldie the Wonder Dog entered his (and our) lives. Goldie arrived on our doorstep late one evening, a 10-year-old blonde bombshell with the sweetest personality imaginable.
As she eagerly pranced into the kitchen, she failed to notice MortCat sitting on a kitchen chair staring at this blonde fur thing with a mixture of amazement and horror. Goldie made the fatal mistake of passing under Mort's chair. Down came a paw and a "whack" squarely on the behind. Now it was Goldie's turn to look amazed but, never a quick learner, she walked back under the Cat's chair a second time. "Whack" "WHACK" went the cat paw on the dog's behind.
They gave each other a lot of space after Encounter Number 1. There was never open warfare that we witnessed but MortCat made darn sure Goldie the Wonder Dog knew who ruled the house. So, Goldie adopted ME and became my shadow. Her favourite activity was a car ride with me. She'd sit in the front passenger seat practically in my lap and rest her head on my shoulder as she stared adoringly at me. It was cuteness beyond belief ... until I was pulled over by an Aylmer Mr. Policeman one day who failed to appreciate the cuteness. I got a ticket, a lecture and a warning. Ahem. Oh well.. I trained her to the back seat.
Eventually Goldie the Wonder Dog and MortCat became the closest of friends. We'd come home and find them curled up sleeping together in the foyer. I started walking both of them on two leashes. I think the neighbours took pix of the eccentric weird lady at this point. But I didn't care. They didn't care. Our collective pride in ourselves was intact. We got our Walks.
But, alas, health problems set in for Goldie too. Shortly after we moved from the country into a CentreTown rental, she took a turn for the worst rather quickly. We lost both of them in the space of year and we, tragically, were suddenly without animal children.
After their deaths, both Scoop and I practically needed a grief counsellor. We vowed we'd never get another pet. All the usual reasons -- they tie you down, they are a responsibility, they get too attached to us ... oops I mean we get too attached to THEM, they cost a fortune when they are ill and most importantly, they totally break your heart when they are sick and dying.
We tried a rescue animal or two and passed them along to friends and an aging father. We moved again ... another rented place .... still no animals.
The RagDoll Decade
And, then .... a friend of my husband's daughter told us about Ragdolls -- indoor lap cats, perfect, California special breed, show cats, no aggression, almost like puppies etc.... Internet research was not as easy then as it is now but we soon turned up a breeder outside of Montreal and off we went. Apparently they are called Ragdolls because they are floppy cats ... you can throw them against a wall and they just flop. We did NOT do such a thing ever but that was the mythology.
Delft and Spice Girl


Spice Girl
Spice, on the other hand, was like a puppy. She'd walk with us, talk to us, sleep with us. She looks at you and her soul speaks back. Spice and Husband are incredibly close. She follows him downstairs every single morning and they 'chat'. He'll say "Hi Spice Girl, you beautiful thing" and I hear her reply "Hi. Hi. Hi." They dialogue like this for awhile.
She's had her share of medical troubles and we've shelled out many thousands for her. She almost died once at an animal hospital but luckily we got her out of there and nursed her back to health ourselves. Spice is now old and creaky, with terrible asthma, breathing problems, runny nose, a puffer and steroids but she is still Spice Girl. Her personality remains firmly intact. She walks sedately out onto the back deck, will walk with you down the driveway and escort you back to the house. She chats nonstop. She is never angry or bad-tempered even when the vet is drawing blood or some other procedure.
Everyone who meets Spice adores her. And it's mutual. She loves everyone. When we walk into the vets with her, the front desk staff say "Spice is here. Can we hold her?". Spice then holds paws with everyone. She purrs so loudly that the vet can't get a heart rate. She is pampered unrestrainedly. We buy special food so she can lick the gravy (teeth are bad and can't do dental). When she has trouble putting her head down to eat or drink, we hold it up the bowls so she can do both. We spoil her completely. But whatever we give to her, she gives back even more to us. She adores us, trusts us, is happy with us.... I dread the inevitable day of reckoning.
Will and Grace
Rewinding a bit ... after Dell died, Spice became very lonely. She wandered the house looking for her. After a few months, we decided to replace her with another off-white coloured ragdoll, older etc.
One thing led to another and we soon found ourselves driving to Navan, Ontario, to see a new litter of Ragdolls 'Kittens' ... not cats yet but we were willing to 'just have a look'. Sure, just a look.... right.
I of course forgot the realities of having kitten kids in our lives. They take a lot of vigilance and work. We have to keep the frightened little things in the kitchen with the door shut for a few weeks because they were so tiny. I plugged many little holes that small to us but LARGE to them as hiding places. We had to watch them on the couch or they'd tumble off.
First order of business was choosing a name so over came all the various friends and relatives for a Naming Session. As the wine flowed, so too did the suggestions: Tooth and Nail; Fang and Claw; Fred and Fredericka; Hansel and Grettel; ...... and then it happened 'Will and Grace'... our favourite show. We asked the kitten kids what they thought and they yawned and said: "Whatever. We'll respond if we feel like it anyway." Got it. So it stuck. Everyone always smiles when they hear their names.

Grace:

The only time she approaches normal kitty is when she wants a little affection and then, watch out... she throws herself at husband and curls up at his hip aggressively and for long periods of time. We call her 'Hip Girl". She wouldn't admit it but she is incredibly attached to Husband and sleeps daily in his letter try while he is working on the computer. See top photo.
Husband walks her in the KittyStroller. I kid you not. It's a double decker build to accommodate either Will or Spice but they aren't as keen on walks near busy streets as Grace. She fights for the opportunity to get it in and will try and hide rather than get out of it.
Anyway, they're thriving as you can see from the picture. 3 and half years old.
Will and Grace and Spice
And, of course, there was Beloved Spice Cat to deal with. Our stated goal was to find a companion for Spice Girl but we didn't directly ask HER for her views. She wasn't impressed. It took her a week to go through her stages of denial, anger, ignore them, and finally acceptance. She .MOANED the entire week... she'd sit halfway up the stairs and moan through the railing, a cry that kindof sounded like "oooohhhh, what are you doing to me? ooohhhh, why are they here? ooooohhhh I'm not happy."
Then, suddenly, one day .... she decided. She marched over to the couch, got up to where the two kittens were playing, firmly put her paw around the neck of Will and gave him a bath for more than 15 minutes. His fur was sopping wet. She then did the same with Grace, who was more leery. I captured the moment with Grace above.

The presence of the two kittens helped with Spice. She got more life back into her and even though she is sometimes wary of them (especially if Grace tries to chase her), I think it has helped with longevity.
Spice even supervised their play activity when they were kittens and sometimes she deigned to participate.
Nowadays she tends to let them be.
So the household is thriving...
Surely, I have this out of my system for a bit............. will update as they grow.